Adjusted Dave Attraction Equation
Contributed by Tiberius Lowang
I. Preview
The Dave Male-Female Attraction Equation states that:
where:
- FA is the strength of the mutual attraction between the two people
- AF is the attractiveness of the female
- AM is the attractiveness of the male
- d is the magnitude of the societal pressure to keep the two people apart
- Y is the Yellowness Damping Coefficient
The Yellowness Damping Coefficient is expressed as:
where Z represents the fraction of Asianness.
II. Adjusted Dave Attraction Equation
One postulate of Einstein's Theory of Relativity states that the observed mass of an object increases
with speed according to the relation
where the relativistic mass is the mass of the object moving at a speed v with respect to the observer
and m is the mass of the object as measured by an observer at rest with respect to the object. Clearly,
the mass of an object increases as its speed increases and approaches the speed of light c.
One thing the Dave Equation cannot explain is why G is a constant in the gravity equation but Y isn't.
This disparity can be explained by the new theory. The relativistic mass equation above can be incorporated into the Dave Equation to expand the
original equation into:
where:
- FA is the strength of the mutual attraction between the two people
- AM is the attractiveness of the male
- AF is the attractiveness of the female
- d is the magnitude of the societal pressure to keep the two people apart
- M is the Mutual Attraction Constant equal to 0.1
- Symbol k is defined as
where Z is the fraction of Asianness.
This theory attributes the variability in Yellowness Damping Coefficient Y to changes in
k. For the Asian population, k decreases (dampens) as Z increases. When the male is not Asian,
Z equals to 0 and k equals 10. Under the new system, the Mutual Attraction Coefficient M becomes a universal constant
analogous to G in Newton's Law of Universal Gravitation.
kAM is termed relativistic attractiveness of males.
III. Proof
To prove that this equation is not full of shit, here's the proof that the new equation indeed reduces to
Dave's original equation:
